new family member?

Today's post is about me getting a new family member. Yay?

Last two days, this lady added me up on Facebook. I viewed her profile and was shocked to see what I saw. So, I private messaged her asking "Who are you? What do you want from me?". She replied, "... I now u family".

I know exactly what she meant but why after all these years, only now you would wanna come clean? I never see you during Raya, family gatherings, aqiqahs or any family related events. Furthermore, I have no blood-relationship with your husband, therefore, we are NOT a family. 

She went viral on Facebook by adding and private messaging my dad, my sister and my aunts. She wished my dad selamat berpuasa last year and posted something on his wall last Sunday night, which is:

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I'm not so sure what this jigaboo wants or what the fck just happened in her fucked up miserable relationship but out of all honesty, if you're trying to make us hate your husband so that he'll divorce his first wife and will live a happy life with you, we don't hate him. Well, at least for me. 

A man who wants to marry more than one is alright with the permission of his first wife that is. Then, comes the four main elements that you know you will be able to fulfill:-

• financial/kewangan
• love/kasih sayang
• time/masa
• sex/nafsu seksual

Financial: Afford to fulfill what your first family needs or wants without saying "no", you are financially stabilize to have another family. 

Love: Divide 60-40% of your love, 60% for your first family without them feeling neglected.

Time: Always be at their presence whether in sickness or in health.

Sex: If your first wife is still sexually active, be sure that you can do her even though you just had sex less than 24 hours ago with your second wife.