kickin' back to the owskoo'

I don't know about you guys, but in all ice cream in the whole world, I'd still prefer the scooped ice cream from the aney bawak motor. Yum-meyh!

Make sure that you're the one that holds the cone instead of the aney cuz they might use their left hand and the hand may be dirty. 

And this is the bestest lollipops ever! It's simple and fun to lick and suck on! It comes in five different flavors and colors. I ate two. hihi

These lollipops used to cost 20cents back in the 90s. now it's 50cents. But they've upgraded the packaging and the stick, i guess it's valid.

new family member?

Today's post is about me getting a new family member. Yay?

Last two days, this lady added me up on Facebook. I viewed her profile and was shocked to see what I saw. So, I private messaged her asking "Who are you? What do you want from me?". She replied, "... I now u family".

I know exactly what she meant but why after all these years, only now you would wanna come clean? I never see you during Raya, family gatherings, aqiqahs or any family related events. Furthermore, I have no blood-relationship with your husband, therefore, we are NOT a family. 

She went viral on Facebook by adding and private messaging my dad, my sister and my aunts. She wished my dad selamat berpuasa last year and posted something on his wall last Sunday night, which is:

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I'm not so sure what this jigaboo wants or what the fck just happened in her fucked up miserable relationship but out of all honesty, if you're trying to make us hate your husband so that he'll divorce his first wife and will live a happy life with you, we don't hate him. Well, at least for me. 

A man who wants to marry more than one is alright with the permission of his first wife that is. Then, comes the four main elements that you know you will be able to fulfill:-

• financial/kewangan
• love/kasih sayang
• time/masa
• sex/nafsu seksual

Financial: Afford to fulfill what your first family needs or wants without saying "no", you are financially stabilize to have another family. 

Love: Divide 60-40% of your love, 60% for your first family without them feeling neglected.

Time: Always be at their presence whether in sickness or in health.

Sex: If your first wife is still sexually active, be sure that you can do her even though you just had sex less than 24 hours ago with your second wife. 

My new baby

I've been a "loyal" BlackBerry user since 2009 cuz i believe in one thing: 

A phone should be treated as a phone. You communicate via text or phone calls ONLY. 

My first BlackBerry was a BB Gemini. On 2012, my dearest Nik Michael sold me a Torch cuz my Gemini went all cuckoo. Hancur in other words. 

Twas a nice phone considering the phone was supercheap. Since i've been gahdemn active on Instagram, i've been dragging my iPad like almost everywhere i go. 

So, one day, i woke up and decided to get an iPhone 5 (even though i was considering a Samsung S4). The urge of having one was over the edge! 

And yea, i basically throw all of my shit on my new iP5. Videos, songs, games and infinite types of camera. Why?

1. I don't have to carry my fcktard heavy iPad. 

2. It's easier to play games here. 

3. The camera's clearer compared to iPad's for me to post on Instagram. 

4. I don't look like a retard having my iPod connected to my ears while i'm on my phone. 

So yea, my theory on defining the use of a phone as mentioned earlier was wrong. After throwing some deep thoughts on S4, i believe Samsung should be on electronic items like the television or something like that. Plus, it's their first try on using the sense motion thingy (or whatever you call it), so it's more like a tryout-phone. Several of faulty may occur. No cool yo. 

Although it may cross your mind saying, "Apple products are supposed to be specialized in computers...", i think otherwise. They have Macs for computers, iPads for tablets, iPods for mp3 players and iPhones for phones. They don't have an iWashingmachine or MacRicecooker where you can be all confused up and go "whaaaaaaa? Expanding brand, much?", just like what Samsung is doing.

Get your iPhone 5 now so that we could be iBitches together. Hihi. 

Taa!

service tax at F&B.

I have this "thing" when I dine or to have coffee at a restaurant or a kopitiam. Now, why is mamak not mentioned? This is because, they don't have a SERVICE FCKING TAX!

Back to my story... If something goes wrong, it's not like I tend to scold the employees for fun. I pay for the service and I expect the service to be great. Not good, but great.

So... last week, my girlfriends and I went to PappaRich, Bandar Tasik Permaisuri. We've ordered our drinks and dinner and only god knows how many type of bread was written down. That annoying ass Bangladesh waiter took our orders (that we handwrote it on the ordering form). Three minutes later, he came back, looked at the piece of paper and told me, "Madam, there's no roti canai anymore. Do you want something else?" I asked the menu from him (like duh! how the fck am I suppose to memorize wtf you sell?!) and ordered a peanutbutter bread. He wrote it down on the same piece of paper where we wrote our orders before and went to the kitchen.

tick tock. tick tock. tick tock. tick tock. tick tock. tick tock. tick tock. 

An hour passed by. No drinks. No food. nothing.

My friends asked the dude where-t-f is our drinks (at least)? He went inside, checked and came back outside again and said something where I think twas the stupidest answer that a hairymotherfcker could say:

"MADAM, YOU NEVER GAVE ME THE PAPER. I NEVER RECEIVED THE ORDER".

#1 I'm not crazy.

#2 I'm not stupid.

#3 I don't tend to forget things that I do or said in less than 168hours, the least.

How the fck did he never receive the order if he was the fck one that held it?!

I went to the counter, paid for my drink (oh, I got my drink first cuz twas from the first order that I made while waiting for the girls to arrive) and ask the manager to cancel all of the orders cuz we waited too long and don't put the blame on us since YOU'RE the fucktard that never pass our order to the kitchen!

Few days later, Kimmy told me he gave this wholesome babbling speech about what happened the other day. heh.

Youtube

Oh hey!

I've been watching these Youtube partners since forever and had been loving them so much cuz they're awesome! Imma share em here with ya'll yo!

so... taaadaaaaaa!

#5 WongFu Production

WongFu Production is associated by three Asian dudes. The first shortfilm of theirs that I watched was "Strangers, again". And yea, I cried. 

#4 MysteryGuitarMan

Joe Penna has this awesome videos of him playing music, with weird objects. He edits his video like superedit and I'll be truly excited every time I watch his videos. My first video of him that I watch was circa last year when Oppa Gangnam Style was the "in" thing. 

#3 Swoozie06

Adande Thorne is one of the black good looking Youtube partner that I find myself attracted to. Hell yea. He has this animated videos where he shares his personal thoughts about relationships (mostly). My personal favourite videos of his would be, My Girlfriend's Boyfriend and Flirtationship.

#2 ItsKingsleyBitch

Kingsley. I don't know what's not to like about him. He's very bitchy and realistic! I remember the first time stumbling upon his channel was in 2011 when Friday by Rebecca Black was the most viewed video on Youtube. Kingsley made a video on it under Overexposed, a review about the song and Rebecca Black, herself. He's so funny even though he was making a "serious" video. 

and...

#1 Jenna Marbles

She's just no words can describe! Found her on Youtube via Kingsley's channel. The first video that I watched was What Hip Hop Taught Me. She curses like A LOT! And, she was featured on Epic Rap Battle: Adam vs Eve. 

So yea, come join me wasting time with uber awesome videos on Youtube! Let's!

Jenis manusia yang dilaknat oleh Allah swt

Tiga jenis manusia yang dilaknat oleh Allah:

• Mereka yang tidak hormat pada ibubapa mereka. 
• Mereka yang menimbulkan fitnah sehingga menjadi punca penceraian suami isteri.
• Mereka yang memutuskan hubungan silaturrahim. 

Nabi Muhammad saw bersabda: "barangsiapa yang memutuskan hubungan silaturrahim, maka tiada tempat di Syurga baginya". 

Renung-renungkanlah. 

flirtationship

have you ever been caught up in this?

I CURRENTLY AM.

kill. me. now.

Present!

I love when i get presents when it's not mi birthday. Mi feel like a pwincess. Hihi. Thank you bff dearie for this mwa loves yous!

Barisan Nasional

PRU13 has ended except for the fact that gay ass fanatic is making sucha biggadeal nak mogok and all. So, my undi is definitely not a rahsia.

So, why BN? Cuz they're fcking awesome! My dad raised me up while he was a government servant. He had no financial problem while growing up. My sisters are an army, an engineer and a teacher.

Education should be free for those who DESERVES IT!

You don't call us racist. I love my non-malay friends.

You don't call us kafir. I fulfill what my religion requires.